Thursday, March 1, 2007

The Slambook

From some old yearbooks:

Josephine Wallace - "Most Likely To Succeed."
Josie dropped out of her pre-law program when she got pregnant with her boyfriend's first set of twins. She is now pregnant with their third, he's waiting tables, and they're living in her parents basement.

Jennalee Jenkins - "Most Likely to Be a Country Singer"
Jenna tried out and was rejected for Nashville Star five times before landing her first boyfriend. She is now in possession of a heart-shaped rock from the aforementioned boyfriend, and will marry him in June, two days before she turns twenty-one.

Kevin Drake - "Best Smile"
Kevin is on his second tour in Iraq.

Ben Lawrence - "Most Likely to Play in the World Cup."
Ben lost his soccer scholarship because of drugs.

Scott Tanner - "Class Clown"
Scott made quite a lot of money on a really good idea he had for a website.

Jamie Daniels - "Biggest Blonde"
Jamie graduated with a degree in political science and is currently working for the mayor of New York. She's a brunette.

Matt Willett - "Most Likely to Become a Pastor"
Matt did graduate from a Christian college, where he formed a band whose songs have nothing whatsoever to do with the Bible that is currently climbing up the Indie music charts at a surprising rate. Their first tour has mostly sold out.

Laurelie Thompson - "Most Likely to Take Over the World"
Laurelie has been traveling constantly since she graduated summa cum laude from Brown University, (presumably prepping for her eventual takeover). Her travels have included China, South Africa, Kenya, Zimbabwe, Cambodia, Thailand, Japan, the Dominican Republic, France, Russia and Kyrghystan. And that was just last year.

Dan Taylor - "Most Likely to Be the Next Stephen Spielberg."
Dan just directed his first music video.

Sarah Pfisterer - Nothing.
A bit of a nerd, Sarah was too quiet to garner a spot on the superlative page in high school. She is currently working her way up Capitol Hill, and has apparently conquered her shyness.

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